All Hail the Tiny Oppressor!

Cassie was fabulous for her first two-and-a-half weeks. Then, she turned into an evil demon baby.

Nicole asked me last night if I mind that she now thinks of Cassie as her "oppressor," demanding to be fed every two hours without fail. Nic then demonstrated the oppressor's basic means of domination: first sleeping peacefully, then opening one eye, looking inquisitive, and finally opening her mouth. If a boob doesn't arrive within seconds, screaming commences.

Thus was born a new nickname: The Tiny Oppressor, or T.O. Like Napolean, she does not let her small stature diminish her power.